Fer Real or Fraud?

The part of the newsletter where fake gurus spontaneously combust.

Author

Pablo Fer
March 17, 2025

“Your vibration isn’t the problem. Your imagination is.”

Welcome to Fer Real or Fraud—the section where I roast:

  • Misused buzzwords

  • Internet prophets

  • Fake depth

  • Real confusion

  • And that one guy on TikTok selling Quantum Masculine Gut Health for $997

Enough Is Enough

I’m not here to expose people in general.
I’m here to expose the misused buzzwords.

Because this industry is no longer about growth.

It’s about delusion for profit.
It’s a fantasy generator fueled by followers, funnels, and false gurus.

The Buzzword Buffet

“Raise your vibration.”
“Quantum healing.”
“Aligned manifestation.”
“Abundance frequency.”
“5D relationships.”
“High-integrity expansion containers.”
“Spiritual CEO energy.”

You ever stop and think:
What the hell are they even saying?

Because they don’t know either.
They’ve just repeated the words enough times that they feel real.

“Words don’t create reality.
They create hallucinations.
Then people mistake the hallucination for reality.”

Let’s Be Clear

There is no spirit without a body.
There is no impact without action.

Try manifesting your groceries next time you're hungry.
Let me know how that goes.

You can’t “align your abundance chakras” without a working wrist to tap your damn card.

“Spirit comes from the Latin spiritus—it means breath.
And you’re not breathing if your body isn’t moving.”

It’s Not That They’re Evil

No, really.
Most of these people aren’t malicious.

They’re not trying to fool you.
They’re just repeating what fooled them.

The hypnosis is generational now.
It started with The Secret, a book that somehow filled 198 pages…

...without a single mention of action.

“Thinking about action is not action.
Intending action is not action.
Only action is action.”

The Physical World Is Not an Illusion

No matter how many gurus say otherwise.
Drop your phone on concrete.
See what happens.

Your spiritual lens doesn’t stop gravity.
Your third eye doesn’t pay your rent.
Your manifestation journal doesn’t change your nervous system.

“People confuse imagination with transformation.
But mental fantasy ≠ embodied mastery.”

Let’s Roast Some More

You’ve seen them:

  • The guy standing in front of a Lambo he doesn’t own

  • The “coach” filming from an Airbnb he’ll be evicted from in 48 hours

  • The 19-year-old “veteran brand consultant” whose entire business is screenshots of other people’s quotes

  • The fake mystic who “channels” Atlantean beings but can’t pay rent

These aren’t thought leaders.
They’re illusion influencers.

The Hallucination Spiral

It all starts small.

A post about “energetic alignment.”
A podcast on “divine masculine power codes.”
A group that believes action = forcing.
A mentor who tells you to rest for a year and wait for life to ‘arrive.’

And before you know it…

You’re broke, tired, and unfulfilled—
but vibrating at the highest frequency of delusion known to man.

Let’s Get Back to Reality

This section exists to save your brain from digital hypnosis.
To return your feet to the ground.
To rebuild your compass.

Because the truth?

The only way to interact with the physical world…
is with your physical body.

“You don’t need quantum wealth.
You need a backbone, a plan, and two working hands.”

No More Excuses

All this linguistic nonsense is just that:
an excuse not to act.

People have convinced themselves that thinking is doing.
That vibes replace accountability.
That language equals progress.

It doesn’t.

Try building a chair with nothing but good intentions.
Try raising a child with nothing but frequency alignment.

You’ll see.

“Repetition is divine.
The nervous system respects what you repeat.
Not what you label.”

Why This Section Exists

Because we’ve all been fooled.
Even me.

I wasted years in this nonsense.
Trying to “align” instead of train.
Trying to “elevate” instead of act.

And now?
I’m here to slap some sense back into the game.

With humor.
With precision.
With a little fire.

Final Words

This isn’t a witch hunt.
It’s a wake-up call.

The world doesn’t need more mystical influencers.
It needs more real ones.

People who embody their values.
People who move the world with their actions.
People who roast nonsense with style and truth.

If you’ve ever been gaslit by a guru, confused by a coach, or hypnotized by a hashtag…

You’ve found your home.

This is Fer Real or Fraud.

“If your ‘frequency’ can’t pay the bills—
it’s time to start building.”

Until next time.
Catch you somewhere between a screenshot and a spiritual meltdown.
— Pablo